Even more miraculous

1 Foot Of Water

"Wow, man," Timmy said. "God parted the Red Sea and let all His people through on dry ground!"

"Sorry," said the 'biblical' scholar. "But that wasn't the Red Sea; it
was the Reed Sea. And its water is only about 1 foot deep. No miracle
was involved."

"Oh," said Timmy. Then, reading on a little more, he said,

"Wow, man! What a miracle! God drowned all those Egyptians in 1 foot
of water!"

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5 French Loaves and 2 Whales

" Jesus can multiply 5 loaves and 2 fishes to feed 5000 people!" exclaimed Jim.

" It wasn't any miracle. The loaves were French loaves!" said a 'biblical' scholar.
" Wow, that 'small' boy sure had a big appetite!" said Jim. " And those loaves were certainly big to have 12 basketful left over!"