Really Important Stuff ( My Kids Have Taught Me )

It's more fun to color outside the lines.
If you're going draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.
Ask why until you understand.
Hang on tight.
It doesn't matter who started it.
Ask for sprinkles.
If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.
Sometimes you have to take the test before you've finished studying.
If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.
Picking your nose when no one else is looking is still picking your nose.
Just keep banging until someone opens the door.
There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.
If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either.
Toads aren't ugly; they're just toads.
Don't pop someone else's bubble.
You can't ask to start over just because you're losing the game.
Make your mother proud of you.

--Selected from Good Clean Fun